Wednesday, July 23, 2008

More Things I Love About Summer in Maine

  • Morbidly obese individuals who find it acceptable to wear teeny-weeny-polka-dot-bikinis.
  • Tourists that drive the wrong way on one-way streets.
  • People at the beach that find it acceptable to let their kids run around in soggy, shitty diapers.
  • Places like Funtown. This is where all the morbidly obese people hang out, in their teeny-weeny-polka-dot-bikinis, letting their kids run around in soggy, shitty diapers.
Ah......summer in Maine.......

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Love it. Same here at the beach...

Do they think they look good, or do they not care?

And the diapers...that's just gross.