A Nameologist

So, as I'm listening to the Today Show this morning, I catch this segment on a Nameologist that Nightline ran a month or so ago. $350 to have someone come on in and help you decide what you want to name your kid??? Are you f*%king serious? I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed for the people that are stupid enough to pay that much money for a little help in picking out a name for their kid, or jealous that this woman is able to give herself a title and charge people that kind of money to help pick out a name for their kid. Here's a tip, use one of the bazillion free mommy-to-be web forums and offer to throw $50 at the person who comes up with the best name; you'll get so many responses, you won't know what to do with them all....in fact, come to think of it, that's probably where your Nameologist is getting her ideas from.

In other unrelated news, NBC also ran a segment on drinks......and my favorite whorehouse was named......if you cut out one regular soda and one grande loaded coffee per day, you can lose one pound per week....just from the cut in sugar alone. That is, if you're a Nameologist and you can afford to be a regular drinker.