Approaching Middle Age

As I creep closer to 31, and thus creep closer to "middle age," I've noticed some pretty distinct changes going on. These are not visible to the naked eye or my friends and neighbors, but I've noticed them. Prime examples that I'm no longer in my 20's:

• Cotton boy shorts have replaced cutsie thongs.
• Redbook and Family Circle sit on the bedside table because Cosmo has nothing for me.
• I know that the John Tesh Radio Show is on 94.9.......this is so scary that I almost couldn't print it.
• I'd rather sit home and read a book while drinking tea than go out with the girls and drink martini's.

Excuse me while I go mourn.