Me: I'm impressed with your recent willingness to try new foods.
The Kid: Yeah, those wraps were pretty good - but don't buy other ones.
Me: Why not?
The Kid: Those are the only kind I like.
Me: Well, that's not a bad thing, they have lots of good Omega-3's in them. You know, fatty acids are good for you.
The Kid: What?!?
Me: Fatty acids are good for you.
The Kid: How on Earth are Fatty Asses good for you? That's gross mom.
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